The Bill of non-rights

– This is courtesy of Meagan Owens.

“We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters”

Article I

“You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.”

This is how the student government elections are held in India

Quote for the day

“Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”

Otto von Bismarck


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